Beware the Rusalki

1 part inspiration
1 part humor
60 parts stupidity
Shaken, not stirred. Add a few drawings for garnish and voila. You have this blog.
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yup, okay. :D I’m done, yo.  Gonna watch another episode and shower and then go to sleep.

GOODNIGHT FOLKS

DID YOU JUSD SHOOT A CROSSBOW AT POINT BLANK RIGHT AT HIS EYEthis is why I love you

Strobe light explosions.

I feel like a baby Michael Bay was born in one.

Well my fave character is getting the shit beat out of him so it’s not a total loss.

waitWIAT FUCKI(NG WAIT HE FINALLY BRINGS OUT HIS SWORD AND IT CONNECTS AND YOU DON’T EVEN LET ME SEE IT I JUST GET TO SEE TWO SEPARATE HALVES OF A BODY AND SOME SHITTY SPRAY PAINT EFFECT BLOOD WHAT I FEEL SO FUCKING CHEATED UGH

You fired 10 shots and you only made 4 hits and none of them were even fatal.  They were coming right at you.

That’s evil henchman level accuracy.

Shit was that a laugh or a balloon being punctured because I can’t tell…

Remember kids, impaling the minister is illegal in seven counties in the tri-state area.

Please talk to your local law enforcement for more information.

Ah yes.  We have the sex demon with no nips

the librarian

the bloated fish

and Batman having a bad mask day

AAANNNND we have demons with deep voices and crappy haunting skills.

Shits about to get real.

Dude has purple skin and crazy cheek bones.

I have found the villain.

These guys have dots for pupils.  Considering this is 90s anime this means they are either the villain or they’re gonna die in 15 seconds.

Perhaps both.

Yup.  Somebody already died.  You have piqued my interest.

Please.  Continue.